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reasons-to-read-fma:

WHYYYY was this rejected this should be canon wat

reasons-to-read-fma:

WHYYYY was this rejected this should be canon wat


moriarteawithsugar:

leaving kudos on fics like

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  • albus severus potter: dad you were totally a jock
  • harry potter: i was not
  • albus severus potter: dad you were totally a jock with a trust fund, because only a jock with a trust fund would give me a name like this
  • harry potter: i was not a jock with a trust fund. ginny, set albus straight
  • ginny potter: honey, you were and are a jock with a trust fund

fuckingplebe:

peetaspenis:

fuckingplebe:

also lol can we take a moment to acknowledge that Gale’s arrow misses that hovercraft while Katniss’ arrow is the one to take them BOTH down like YEAH SON FUCK SOME CAPITOL SHIT UP

we all know gale specializes in bombs

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lysnk2:

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  • me reading my own posts: um no one cares asshole

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

khaleesim0ther:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

SOMEONE FIND THE GIRL

KICK HIS ASS, LADIES


8isexual8itch:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theincredibleelastigirl:

the-man-and-the-mouse:

even the princesses fangirl over peter
except aurora 
that bitch be faithful

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

Goddamn.Phillip could get the business.

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

8isexual8itch:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theincredibleelastigirl:

the-man-and-the-mouse:

even the princesses fangirl over peter

except aurora 

that bitch be faithful

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

Goddamn.
Phillip could get the business.

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.



militarise:

when u start liking the antagonist 

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  • spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  • french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  • german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  • english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
  • gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  • polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
  • japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  • welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  • chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  • arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  • latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  • sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  • russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
  • Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

heatherm00ch:

I reblog this every time I see it. I just cant


7stitches:

favabean05:

A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.

this is the reason I live


danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”


disney-khaleesi:

thepacificrimjob:

dumblevehk:

msrmoony:

y’all motherfuckers want a fire elsa so bad but you dont even realize that already exists

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he can’t build a castle out of what he can’t find

That was such a bad burn he needs to go on another 3 year journey to find to the avatar to recover from it.